I don't know why I'm still having a problem thinking of what this was. Did you hear it on an L.A. station like KMET or KLSX or elsewhere in the country? I know he sometimes played "Bop" by The Utensils at the end of the KLSX show in L.A., but that doesn't really match your description. The's an Elsa Popping instrumental he speeds up that pops into my mind, but that doesn't have any lyrics.
Do you have any memory of when you heard this - 70s, 80s, 90s, 2000s? Like maybe you remember hearing it when you were in a certain grade in school, and that would help narrow it down.